Got a social-meeja handle – gets retweeted such a lot
Got a 20-megapixel automatic multi-shot
Got a real-time virtual avatar that makes a decent cake
Got a 3D printed girlfriend I can take out on a date
So praise the inter-chat-face-net-twit-book-gram-alizon
Our instant interactions will go on and on and on
Without them we would be bereft, our souls alone and lost
So give me Apps and gigabytes and never mind the cost
My intelligent apartment’s got a 62 inch screen
With a streaming vijjo hook-up to the global gaming stream
I’m equipped with exo-skeletal exotic super-powers
I can shoot a thousand victims in a coupla quiet hours
So praise …
I sometimes take some time out to do home-based office chores
I talk on Skype and WhatsApp with a load of corp’rate bores
I charm them with my techno-speak – I think it’s really funny
They understand like zero but they still send lots of money
So praise …
I’m king of grunge-tech enterprise, of mega interfacing
I don’t have time to think about the eco-system wasting
I’ve got a Filipino maid that washes, cooks and cleans
She’s something like my mother and is hardly ever mean.
So praise …
GRC vii 2018